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pizza-butts:

if it can fly

it should die

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bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

(Source: u-ltravi0lets)

1 week ago | 172,216 notes | Reblog

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

(Source: u-ltravi0lets)

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ghostie00:

so with all of this Yahoo buying Tumblr crap going on
if we ever need a place to relocate there’s always 

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shavingryansprivates:

*lays down to take a nap*

*wakes up 8 hours later pissed off and confused*

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salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

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theemptyholmes:

theemptyholmes:

theemptyholmes:

If you ever think your life is bad just remember that when my sister was born my mum threw up on her

She knows

She’s still pissed off at me and blame all of you