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"You gave me a forever in the numbered days, and I'm grateful."

-John Green

ladipinklovesteydaddy:

Im so tired of half the black female population hating on other black girls that date outside their race talking about “self hate,” “They dont support black power” and “go find a black man”

Like a black man that has the same interests is going to pop out the sky for every single black woman.

Fuck outta here with that.

Black men could gives a rat’s ass.

how to tell whether something is a vegetable or a fruit

officialunitedstates:

hellanade:

officialunitedstates:

does it taste bad?  it is a vegetable then

What about lemons?

lemons are a vegetable lemonade is a fruit

theunbrilliant:

I was informed it’s National Lasagna Day!
Ted actually talks about his ‘famous’ delicious and high-calorie lasagna at some point in Breakdowns. 
The lasagna’s formaggio because like I’m not vegetarian but I have a lot of vegetarian followers and I’m like sensitive like that. 
Course then I make an artery-clogging joke about a guy who later had like three heart attacks
Anyway, enjoy your cheese lasagna, Ted. 
Ice, Fire, Blue Beetle, and Martian Manhunter belong to DC

chelsdamelsp:

snorlaxatives:

when people don’t realize that i’m being sarcastic 

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What on earth where do these gifs even come from

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c-hange:

super-who-lockian:

rawrxja:

"I saw this elderly gentleman dining by himself, with an old picture of a lady in front of him. I though maybe I could brighten his day by talking to him. As I had assumed, she was his wife. But I didn’t expect such an interesting story. They met when they were both 17. They dated briefly, then lost contact when he went to war and her family moved. But he said he thought about her the entire war. After his return, he decided to look for her. He searched for her for 10 years and never dated anyone. People told him he was crazy, to which he replied “I am. Crazy in love”. On a trip to California, he went to a barber shop. He told the barber how he had been searching for a girl for ten years. The barber went to his phone and called his daughter in. It was her! She had also been searching for him and never dated either. He proposed immediately and they were married for 55 years before her death 5 years ago. He still celebrates her birthday and their anniversary. He takes her picture with him everywhere and kisses her goodnight. Some inspiring things he said;"I was a very rich man. Not with money, but with love""I never had a single argument with my wife, but we had lots of debates""People are like candles. At any moment a breeze can blow it out, so enjoy the light while you have it.""Tell your wife that you love her everyday. And be sure to ask her, have I told you that I love you lately?"Be sure to talk to the elderly. Especially strangers. You may think that you will brighten their day, but you may be surprised that they can actually brighten yours.”

This is beautiful.

I cried.

teabend:

that moment when you realize that you’re going to apply for college in a month. And then you start thinking about where you’re going to apply and how much the application fee, tuition, room, textbooks, food, and transportation will cost and suddenly you feel overwhelmed and terrified and ask yourself how the fuck will you pay for all of that.

Right now, someone you haven’t met is out there wondering what it would be like to meet someone like you.
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slayboybunny:

dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone