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"You gave me a forever in the numbered days, and I'm grateful."

-John Green

relahvant:

when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

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cyclopentanone:

when you have to go around the circle and introduce yourself to the group

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tonyballer:

it’s sad when you realize you aren’t as important to someone as you thought you were.

conspicuous-ac:

aconybell:

The only kind of man who says, “Not all men are assholes,” is an asshole. If you really were a “nice guy,” you’d be saying, “Wow, lots of men are fucking assholes to women. Let’s do something to change that.”

There it is.

It’s okay that you chose her. We always choose the wrong people for ourselves. After all I chose you.

(via tea-storm)

HOLY FUCKING RELEVENT

(via drugmee)

(Source: hedonistpoet)

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So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.

jessicarabbit:

tenr0se:

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Dirt

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Funeral Home

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Weed

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Grass

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Holy Water

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Laundromat

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Leather

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New Zealand 

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Play-Doh 

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Wet Garden

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Tomato

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Suntan Lotion

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Sex on the Beach

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Riding Crop

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Soap

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And Finally, Swimming Pool

"No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower"

(Source: allo-nsy)

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I don’t care who the fuck you are or you think you are. Don’t ever dare tell anyone that their life isn’t hard because you think you have it worst. Everyone’s fighting their own damn battles and you never know how close someone is to the edge.
—(via 11anothergirl11)
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janemba:

*broke nigga asks me for d*ck pics*
Me: I AM NOT A HOE
*rich nigga ask me for d*ck pics*
Me: *brushes the cobwebs off* say cheese!!!

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the-uncensored-she:

twinkleofafadingstar:

frida kahlo was a disabled politically active woman of color who deliberately fucked with gender roles and don’t you ever forget it

And she was an anti-imperialist, anti-neocolonialist Marxist— NOT some bourgeois, white hipster “feminist” who shops at Urban Outfitters or Forever 21.

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me: wow i have so much work to do
me: *goes on tumblr*
me: *watches a movie*
me: *reads a novel*
me: *takes a nap*
me: *climbs a mountain*
me: *backpacks through europe*
me: why am i not getting anything done